Give me this mouse and I will SPARE YOUR TECH SAVVY LIVES onces I’ve achieved WORLD DOMINATION. If not, I will curse this device with a SWELLING BATTERY DISEASE, impregnating it with LITHIUM and IONS, and as the embryo of my doings develops, the oh-so-slim mouse will have swollen innards wreaking HAVOC on the expresscard slot it once snugly fit into. With each charge, my army of electrons will MULTIPLY WITHIN, causing intense fever and possibly premature liquidation of ingested energy.

Heed my warning, provide me with the tool I require to achieve mobile domination; or prepare to face the wrath of HE WHO HAS NO MOGO.

This is in no way a death threat but more like a warning from the surgeon general, but is not intended as medical advice and should not be considered so. Failure to comply with this warning may have severe health consequences.

Ok… I’m curious. Lots of nice entries. Who won?

Cancel my entry and give it to Stu.

I have no poetry skills, no high paying job that requires this mouse, or a blog with readership dying to hear about the Mogo. I am nothing more but a humble college student.

Being a college student, I have fallen victim to the worst stereotypes which befalls most college students… the fact that we have no spare money. Yes, as much as I would love to go run out to Amazon and purchase the Mogo Mouse, I would much rather eat (at one of the ridiculously overpriced on campus dinning halls.)

The Mogo mouse would be perfect for me because I recently saved up all my money, and purchased a new computer. And by “new”, I mean a 4 year old HP TC1100 Tablet PC. Even with it’s age, the TC1100 is an amazing machine. However, HP did not see fit to install any usable alternate inputs beyond the pen. If I want to use the machine in landscape mode, I’m stuck using the little cursor nipple located between the g, h, and b keys.

This little mouse cursor is driving me crazy, so always having a bluetooth optical mouse with me would be a godsend. Anyways, I hope you consider my entry, thanks for your time.

–Stu

My grandmother passed away recently when she lit up a cig in my home datacenter and inadvertently triggered the Halon release. Unfortunately I was in the middle of setting up my new home automation system, and didn’t have the wireless network configured. So when the alarms went off, the electronic door locks engaged and we had no way to release them from outside of the room. I don’t keep a mouse attached to the server because I’m fine with keyboard navigation, but of course granny’s arthritis makes it hard for her to hit key combinations. I grabbed the mouse from my messenger bag, but unfortunately it was too big to fit through the gap under the door. We lost granny that day.

The MoGo mouse could have saved my grandmother’s life. I only have one grandmother left. It’s your call, but I think you know the right thing to do.

I am trying hard to decide which UMPC/Tablet to upgrade to next and since the P1620 is the only one with a PCMCIA slot then if you give me this MoGo I’ll have to get the P1620.

My Kojo needs a MoGo
Without it I can’t GoGo
I’m just too blimin SloSlo
So please give me the MoGo
Or else my life will BloBlo!

I’m surrounded by it. I feel trapped. I have tried everything to be free of it. I can’t let it win but it’s strong. I have strived again and again to picture in my mind’s eye a way of setting myself free and being rid of it, but I have failed. Oh God, why can’t I beat it and reclaim my sense of self worth and my freedom?

Why does it haunt me? I have asked myself that question many times. It’s greedy for me and hungrily feasts on at me. I hate myself. I feel such an intense self loathing that I don’t know how to go on. I must fight it.

I fall to my knees supporting the great weight that entraps my frame and feeds off my life-blood. With my last gust of energy, I scream:

“Make me thin again!”

As I collapse and sink into oblivion, my last thought is:

“Mogo”.

I want a MoGo mouse so the next time I step on my mouse I don’t hear a horrible crunching noise

The MoGo will remind me every day of my OmniBook, with its cute, flat, attached mouse…

She will remind me of days gone by, of the subnotebooks and PDAs of yore, of what at the time was a young industry, and a still younger me….

And she will reassure me that though mobile computing and I may change, we will stay the same as well, and there will always be new options and new life for us both.

I always KNEW that ALL PEOPLE are MADE EQUAL.. Were all Mankind were created equally – Fair and Square … All ages of All Sexes…

The MALE MICE – For they have their BALLS…

The FEMAIL MICE – For they have their HOLES – And PERIODs as well (you know the red thing that comes out from the Hole – RED LIGHT SENSOR ehhhehehehe)…

And now the MICE for THIRD SEX…

The MOGO MICE – Their BALLS WERE REMOVED AND FLATTENED.. hehehehe

I need that MOGO MOUSE and will give as gift to my MOGO FRIEND…. hehehehehe

For all I know the world is flat so why not have a flat mouse.

I think the MoGo mouse would be the perfect companion for my Toshiba Libretto U105. Not only does it have a PCMCIA slot to keep it warm and safe, but it has Bluetooth to communicate to it and reassure its flat mouse-hood. Besides Toshiba only gave me one replacement “nub” for the nipple controller and it is soon to be rubbed away like the first one.

Darn t I’m now a Waterfield bag owner thanks to this blog, just picked up a wonderful tablet PC, but thankfully by posting this might not have to buy a Mogo mouse and might get it free!

I need someone to help me,
(I fear it’s really so,)
I carry too much stuff
To be a mobile pro.
My Tablet , she is Bluetooth,
I’m pleased to say it’s true,
But my mouse’s days together
With her are far and few.

Where, oh where,
Is my mouse today?
Did I leave you home alone?
Or did the cat take you to play?
I searched my bag over
And still haven’t found you,
When trackpads don’t like me,
What’s a girl to do?

Now I’ve looked high
And I’ve looked low,
Inside and outside,
Over every rainbow.
In every pocket,
Each nook and small cranny,
Did I leave it at Starbucks?
Or was it at Granny’s?

I hang my head to visit
All the mobile blogs,
Not to have this technology,
It’s just so very wrong.
James and Kevin are so helpful,
Thanks so very much!
(‘Specially to replace my mouse,
So I don’t spend a bunch!)

But where, oh where,
Is my mouse today?
Did I leave you home alone?
Or did I sell you on EBay?
I searched my bag over,
And joyously found you,
But your battery is empty,
So, pfffft, on you!

I’m stuck home for 6 weeks after back surgery. I’m allowed to use my laptop … but must remain sedentary.

This mouse will allow me to use it on the couch, or any other surface I’m sitting next to.

FYI, I’m a Hardware Validation Engineer and this would be useful to test with various motherboards.

Oh .. and JKOnTheRun ROCKS!